The Gainful Employment Dance

. . . is a dance we should all do for Krisit, who just got a job in Manhattan, KS!!!



p.s. Did you know that Bob Dole is from Kansas?? Just saying.

BADSAD IN WICHITA

So, as most of you know, Wichita blows. Hard. The stairs are narrow, the buildings are short, and people want to take your stuff. As I am a perpetual optimist, I was willing to overlook most of these badsad facts until this morning. It was then, dear readers, that I discovered that I WON'T HAVE INTERNET AT MY HOUSE UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY. WTF?????!?!$PUI($UP@$ULASDJHJLSAJFHSLJDF. Now that I have no friends, I anticipated that internet would hold me through those long and lonely nights. Instead, I have resigned myself to watching Gilmore Girls DVDs and crying myself to sleep.

On a completely unrelated note, I have made a few friends. We went to this gay bar called Fantasy and enjoyed a thoroughly mediocre Drag show. It's comforting to know that some things (like lame drag queens) just don't change.

love from Kansas. xoxoxoxoxo