Monday, March 12, 2007
Work Butt
Ok something I've been contemplating over the past few days. Even if your boss seems really nice and is super fun to work with, if she creates a personalized candy drawer for you...she's only doing it for a few reasons. Here are some that I came up with: 1) she wants to make/keep you fatter than her to make you look like the new slob at work, 2) she wants to make/keep you fat and happy so you are tricked into thinking the job is more fun than it is, 3) she just likes to laugh at what little willpower you have against the evil dark chocolate lurking in your top desk drawer. I just joined Curves and had my first workout today, so I resolve that first thing tomorrow I am giving the candy back. I will not be suckered into being one of those ladies whose buns exactly fit between the arms on her desk chair. By the way, if anybody likes dark chocolate and Snickers the new Dark Snickers is really awesome. I have three of them in my candy drawer if anyone wants me to save one for them.
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It's a brave new world when we have to complain about candy. :)
While I avoid snacking at work as a rule, Jen got me several boxes of Pocky, which is a Japanese snack sort of like chocolate covered pretzel sticks, but without the salt. At about 10 calories a stick, it takes the edge off the crave without bulking me up too bad.
I joined Curves last December. It helped me not gain a single pound through the Christmas holiday. Now if I could only resist your brother's cookies ...
Just so you know, I did not give the candy back today. In fact, I ate some M&M's. Oh crap. So how do you like Curves?? I really liked it.
I lost 15 lbs during Macaroni Grill's annual "Biggest Loser" contest . . which was really exciting, re: the fat face I'd been having in holiday photos. Unfortunately, my penchant for pasta and pajamas has reasserted itself. Somebody save me from me!
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